The Bangor Maine Police Department Facebook page has over 100,000 fans. Here's from a recent report:
Everyone at the bar
enjoyed the kindness of the cordial man who said, “drinks all around.”
The one hundred and eight dollar tab did not bother Daryl one little
bit. Once his card was declined both the patron’s thirst…and Daryl had
disappeared. Daryl was stopped in his attempt to “ease on down” the road
like with cast of The Wiz. When the cops showed up to discuss both his
kindness and his declined credit card, Daryl said he needed to stop over
to the Tavern on Main to meet a man named Peter in order to borrow the
money to pay the tab. Apparently, Peter was a figment of the
Jagermeister’s imagination. Officer Tyler Rusby discovered that Daryl
was currently on bail for being generous and not paying another tab in
the past. He was arrested for the charge of Theft of Services and
charged with violation of bail conditions on the former charges.
When you steal a phone and
sell it at the ECO ATM Kiosk at the Hannaford grocery outlet, remember
that the equipment there snaps a fairly high definition portrait of your
face. The girl who stole the phone from the nice people at Discount
Mattress has a DFOD photo on Officer Alvarado’s desk along with a
completed and active arrest warrant. We hope the minuscule amount of
cash was worth it, Amber.
In our “Interlude of Kindness” section,
we find Officer Alvarado again placing a man under arrest this time for
a suspended driver’s license and lack of insurance. Well, he was
summoned for those charges but he was arrested on an active warrant. The
man had just picked up a couple of pizzas for his family and requested
that Officer Alvarado make sure the kids got fed. We have kids. Our kids
like pizza as well. The man was dropped off at the County jail.
Alvarado then delivered the pizza to the man’s family. It was still hot.
Upon arriving at the fight call, the officers
found that the group had simmered down. One individual decided to become
the focus of attention and told the officers that he would defy their
orders to quietly, calm down. At one point, he appeared to be moving
along nicely. It was a short-lived moment of clarity as he came back and
continued to call the officers names using coarse and foul language.
Officer Lund took him to jail. P.S. We actually do not want to arrest
you. Just behave.
Making your own, hand created masterpieces worked
well for your mom’s refrigerator. It is less impressive when you poorly
color in the lines on your own, homemade, state motor vehicle
inspection sticker and place it on your windshield. He explained to
Officer Smith that his dad had told him that the sticker “didn’t look
right” and would probably be pulled over. Dad was right. Dad is usually
right. We do not know if the young man advised his dad of the the
summons. We know for sure that it was real.
This information has been gleaned
from police files from Bangor Police Department cases. All suspects are
innocent until proven guilty. Blankets and towels are provided for
suspects upon their arrival at jail. BYOB is for bottle clubs and Super
Bowl parties. No police officers were injured in the making of this
segment. We urge citizens to leave others alone and do not take things
that do not belong to you. Pizza was not paid for by Officer Alvarado.
Officers will not take off gun belts or clothing at the request of
violent patrons.
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